Gentle Reminder to Proofread Your Ash Wednesday Worship Aids
  • Avoid awkward typos and get someone else to proofread your Ash Wednesday worship aids (before printing), etc.

    Double check to make sure you are spreading ashes. Don’t be this guy…
  • CharlesW
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    Hehehehehe. Love it!
  • MatthewRoth
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    Every Christmas we jail’d th’incarnate Deity.
  • Every Christmas we jail’d th’incarnate Deity.


    When I was in high school one year the the VP was giving his pre-Ash Wednesday liturgy spiel in front of they entire school gathered in the gymnasium (at least 1000 people, mostly immature students) about Ash Wednesday where “we have the spreading of [not ashes]”. Yeah, maybe practice saying ashes if that’s a problem for you.

    There’s still a parish in my city that has Bach’s “Air in G String” as a listed option for wedding music despite me sending an email pointing it out.

    Also, for the sake of clarity, the aforementioned worship aid isn’t from my parish.
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  • tandrews
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    Happened at Notre Dame for First Sunday of Lent one year: "Scapulis suis obumbrabit tibi, et sub pennis ejus sperabis." There was one "n" missing.
  • Cmanfro
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    Worst I’ve seen
    Ours Were the Griefs He Bore
    typo/auto-correct:
    Ours Were the Briefs He Wore

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