Obnoxious congregational singer
  • MitziCee
    Posts: 3
    Hello, all,

    At the parish where I'm directing music, there is a particular congregant who sings loudly, confidently, and poorly. She sits at the front, near the organ, and her voice is extremely distracting and confusing to me when I am cantoring Masses on my own (I sometimes struggle to hear my own voice). She sings in tune, can get through incredibly long phrases, and has a remarkable ability to quickly pick up new melodies; however, her tone is harsh and abrasive, she dominates the whole church, and her diphthongs send chills of horror down my spine.

    So, my question is this: is there any possible way to put an end to this? I've considered approaching her to ask her to joining the choir, my theory being that if I can get her in the practice room under my control, I may be able to a decent sound out of her. Of course, it could backfire if she does join, or if she doesn't, my invitation may simply serve to flatter her and double her confidence.

    Anyone with experience in a similar situation: thoughts?
  • Jani
    Posts: 442
    This can’t possibly end well. I’m sorry!
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  • Jeffrey Quick
    Posts: 2,215
    is there any possible way to put an end to this?

    No.

    You actually have a congregant who sings? Must be a convert who didn't get the memo in RCIA. "She sings in tune, can get through incredibly long phrases, and has a remarkable ability to quickly pick up new melodies." If that's "singing poorly", I'd like to know how she learned to do it. But she sounds like ----? There could be physical damage to the voice. Or maybe she was a Sacred Harp alto and carried chest up way too high (though that would probably mess up pitch). That would also explain the "heavy diphthong action."

    If you invite her into the choir, "you bought it". She will be very difficult to get rid of if you can't fix the problem. If you can, you have a real asset. And you're also a more competent and confident vocal pedagogue than I. If you deal with her as a congregant, I can't think of a single thing you can do that isn't going to backfire on you massively, especially under the FCAP paradigm.

    As Our Lord said, some demons can only be driven out through prayer and fasting. Does she or her husband work for a firm that could offer an out-of-town promotion?
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  • Liam
    Posts: 5,508
    On the remote chance she ever chatted you up and inquired about joining the music ministry, you could comment that her robust singing might well do the greatest acoustical good to support the singing of other congregants if it were in the rear half of the church.
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  • irishtenoririshtenor
    Posts: 1,415
    the FCAP paradigm


    I'm gonna take the bait here and ask what the FCAP paradigm is!!
  • Liam
    Posts: 5,508
    Full, Conscious, and Active Participation
  • Chant_Supremacist
    Posts: 269
    Encouraging others to sing louder (or just sing) is the best thing you could do here (iow it's hopeless).
  • contemporaryworship92
    Posts: 308
    Can you and your choir play/sing louder, and at least somewhat drown her out?

    There are multiple theories of how loud a choir should be. I'm not saying I agree with this but according to some the choir should be loud enough that everyone in the congregation can sing badly without having to worry about other people noticing them.
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