Official motto of my university's chant group:

"Gold Team Rules!!!!"

Unofficial motto of my university's chant group:

"It's Quilisma Time!"

Unofficial motto of my university's chant group #2:

"Will our director ever be on time? Is that even a remote possibility?"

Unofficial motto of my university's chant group #3:

"I like turtles"

Excellent

"Shiny red apple
I cannot eat this apple.
My house, burning down."

This is some rather cryptic haiku.

Cheerful bunch!