There is a proper liturgical "cover" for this mistake: the celebrant should stage an exaggerated startled "jump" and yelp (think Oliver Hardy) when the horn was sounded by the deacon, turn towards him, raised both arms into the air and shout "YOU! Why, I oughta...!" Following this, the celebrant would chase the deacon once around the altar, stopping when he has arrived at the point from which he began the chase. The deacon scurries to a corner of the sanctuary where he comically cowers for a few seconds. Still at his place, the celebrant, hands on his hips, offers a mock look of derision in the direction of the deacon for a length of time corresponding to the laughter of the congregation. Once the laughter subsides, the liturgy continues.
Shall we read this as you hoping for their conversion, rather than asserting this (sacred music) forum has nothing to learn from traditions with a considerable head start at vernacular chant & polyphony?The woods are full of schismatics and Protestants who don't follow any laws of the Church, but hopefully, that doesn't include anyone on this forum.
THIS IS AN OXYMORON. (It is also impossible.)'...girl altar boys...'
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