Gender-species neutral group composition exercise
  • Kathy
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    Faith of our parents and dogs and cats...
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    Faith fully free of both doctrine and hats.
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  • Kathy
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    Faith of mosquitos, fleas and gnats.
  • francis
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    Walk toward the Sun no matter the pathway
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  • francis
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    Destined for greatness in tennies or flats.
  • Liam
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    Exclusivists all. Where the hell are the fungi? Bacteria?

    Faith of our fungi, our mildews and molds....

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Tree_of_Living_Organisms_2.png/1022px-Tree_of_Living_Organisms_2.png

    Thanked by 3Kathy francis mrcopper
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    Faith of our fungi, our mildews and molds....

    Corrupting, like they do, whatever is old.
    Composting to garbage all former traditions,
    but certain to lower our carbon emissions.
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Faith of our parents, siblings, too,
    Grandparents in retirement years.
    O how our in-laws, cousins, too,
    Bring out our phobias and fears.
    Faith of our parents, holy cow!
    Dear Lord, we need you, hear us now.

    Faith of our pets, both dogs and cats,
    But also birds and guinea pigs
    Do not forget pet fish and rats,
    Rabbits and spiders in our digs.
    Faith of our pets, we need you all
    To bring us joy before we fall.

    Faith of our barnyard, where our hogs
    Wallow in mud once they are slopped.
    And on the range the cattle and dogs
    Roam o'er the plain where time has stopped.
    Faith of our barnyard, blissful ranch!
    Lord give us freedom from the stench.

    Faith of our insects, bees and fleas,
    Dragonflies, gnats, and head lice, too.
    Butterflies fluttering in the breeze,
    Where e'er you are, they will find you.
    Faith of our insects, biting bugs,
    Mosquitoes are as bad as slugs.

    Faith of our subterranean world,
    Where tunneling worms enrich the loam.
    Parasol mushrooms now unfurled,
    Rising above their earthy home.
    Faith of the vast microbial zoo!
    Darwin, they tip their hats to you.

    Faith of the world of sky and space
    Of planets, moons, and stars and more.
    Galaxies, black holes in their place,
    Who knows what heaven has in store?
    Faith of our far flung universe!
    Bless us on earth: it could be worse!

    Charles H. Giffen, 3 September 2013
    (Copyright assigned to the CMAA)
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  • MaryAnn Carr WilsonMaryAnn Carr Wilson
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    I think we have a winner!!
    Very funny! For me, Charles, you cinched it with your penultimate line. Cosmic.
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  • Kathy
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    Chuck, this is absolutely inimitable--well done!!
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  • matthewjmatthewj
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    A hymn as good as that deserves its own custom melody... I've been working on it. The first note is Ab. The last note is Ab. Lots of Ab.
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  • melofluentmelofluent
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    Mosquitoes are as bad as slugs.

    A truism as true as truth toots. However, it won't pass PETA muster (I've used that twice today!)
    Revision needed lest the PETA's and environmental scientists chastise us for intolerance of those specific pests while extolling head lice's (lice's?) faith.

    Meloche, outside of a tapeworm, maybe your tapeworm.....there are lots more objects in the cosmos that are #. Must sing G#'s! Ab is outrage!
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    I did consider "deer ticks" or "wood ticks" instead of "head lice" at one point.
  • MaryAnn Carr WilsonMaryAnn Carr Wilson
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    Matthew, please do offer a high soprano key of your rendition, for concert purposes.
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    And I thought it would sound good to MELITA. Oh well ...

    Also, maybe MeloCharlie wjuld prefer "Mosquitoes are as good as slugs."
  • ddoyle1220
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    Faith in me, only me...
  • MaryAnn Carr WilsonMaryAnn Carr Wilson
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    Are you asking for some Oingo Boingo contributions?
  • melofluentmelofluent
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    "Mosquitoes, wasps, yea all that buzz"
    You're welcome. That'll be $1K, and union dues, or a cask of Amantillado.
    And Chuck, how in the heck did you find out that I wjuld? I've never shared with anyone, not even my wife of forty years, nor MACW, Kathy or G that I am a preferred expert at wjulding!
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Haha ... I seem to have a penchant for hitting the j key at the wrong times, especially in "would, could, should" ... really I shjouldn't do that.
  • chonakchonak
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    Hey, who's this giving Charles the wino reputation? Stop that.

    That'll be $1K, and union dues, or a cask of Amantillado.


    Oh, never mind.
  • MaryAnn Carr WilsonMaryAnn Carr Wilson
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    Not to be an interloper, but, ummmm, the cask was for me, as union boss.
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  • melofluentmelofluent
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    Thanks, MA, I defer to your election (did I miss that?) I still am treasurer. Without resume or any credentials whatsoever. And Richard, I just forgot to capitalize "Cask of Amantillado," which was requesting a first edition copy of the Poe classic! Niener, niener, niener.
  • M. Jackson Osborn
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    It really must be Recto Tono, so that Adam can sing it.
    Besides, Melita is rather a sappy tune.
  • chonakchonak
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    Melo, I thought it was just a typo and you wanted to order a case of mantillas for the ladies in your parish.
  • melofluentmelofluent
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    Yeah, dat's it, yeah you got it, Morgan Fairchild!
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    It really must be Recto Tono, so that Adam can sing it.
    Besides, Melita is rather a sappy tune.

    Well, it is a rather sappy text.
  • BruceL
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    Yes, has to be recto tono. Having different pitches would be so...unequal!
  • matthewjmatthewj
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    People have JOBS and FAMILIES and children have HOMEWORK and retired people have DIFFICULT GOLF GAMES...

    Peoples' lives are FULL OF STRESS...

    The last thing we want is parishioners sitting at their desks at work WORRYING about the perfect 4th jump in MELITA. Or children biting their nails after a test with their head full of concerns regarding how long to hold the 8th note in MELITA. We don't want our seasoned citizens getting even more gray hair because rather than sipping a nice glass of iced tea they're busy worrying about whether or not they'll come in on verse 2 in time.

    All of this STRESS and DISTRESS and HORROR can be avoided by just singing everything RECTO TONO all the time. People have LIVES - we can't expect them to chant, learn hymn tunes, juggle and still exist in the real world.
    Thanked by 1Adam Wood
  • melofluentmelofluent
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    Wow, what moxie, what insight, what problem-solving acumen!
    Forget Mat-tyoo for Prez of NPM, I declare Meloche Emporer of San Francisco, New Orleans, Las Vegas, Palm Springs, Palm Beach and Atlantic City! And he should be installed as Obama's CoStaff post-haste as well.
    I feel better already.
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Okay, okay already. You compose a RECTO TONO setting, and I'll compose RECTO TONO descants No. 1 for the 3rd stanza, No. 2 for the 5th stanza, with both No. 1 and No. 2 for the 6th stanza.
    Thanked by 2Adam Wood BruceL
  • ronkrisman
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    It seems to me that too much faith is being placed in matthewj's assertion that his compositional technique is stress-reducing. There remains the question of how long to chant each note, whether it is notated either as //O// or as one of those square thingies. And I know that this grey haired no haired chanter would still wonder when to come in, even with a DM waving his or her arm(s) frantically. And determining the right pitch would still cause me a panic. IMO, there would have to be a key signature; moveable doh won't cut it. I would need to see where the reciting note falls in the particular key chosen. And then I would have to know if that reciting note is tuned in just or equal temperament.

    RECTO TONO singing is no picnic.
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  • SalieriSalieri
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    We chanted the Sanctus and Agnus Dei (in Latin) recto tono (no, really, we did) this past Sunday. It actually worked very well; though it would have been better with organ.
  • Mad_Dan_EcclesMad_Dan_Eccles
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    All of this STRESS and DISTRESS and HORROR can be avoided by just singing everything RECTO TONO all the time. People have LIVES - we can't expect them to chant, learn hymn tunes, juggle and still exist in the real world.


    This topic appears to be crossing neatly into the ground covered under the topic called "Everyone can Sing"
  • chonakchonak
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    I'm going to produce a declining pitch edition of the Recto Tono Propers; some singers are a natural (no pun intended) at this style.
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  • BenBen
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    I would watch out if I were you, Richard. Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
  • CharlesW
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    Most recto tono singers are in need of a declining volume edition.
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  • matthewjmatthewj
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    I already own the copyrights on the SLOW GLISSANDO PROPERS, KYRIALE AND HYMNAL. Sorry, Richard, I'm going to have to begin litigation against you.
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  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Be prepared for a counter suit ... PEDAL POINT was invented and copyright ages ago and has passed into the public domain. RECTO TONO is simply a repackaging for rip-off purposes. CPDL might not be pleased with that.
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  • melofluentmelofluent
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    Chuck, first comes the descants, now the pedal point. Don't forget isons for Charles W. I'm starting to think you're the reincarnation of whoever that first monk was that sang the cantus at a P4/P5 and said, "Hey guys, check this out. This is cool. I call it 'organum.'" And it all went downhill after that.
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  • chonakchonak
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    Call off the dogs, MJM; the pitch changes in my declining pitch edition are stepwise, placed after the breath marks. There is plenty of prior use documented for this performance practice, and I and my students will be completely desirous to leave "slow glissando" to such that want it.
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  • Aristotle EsguerraAristotle Esguerra
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    I say NO to RECTO TONO.

    The LAST thing we want is parishioners agonizing over whether they are singing on the same pitch with their neighbor. Men trying to sing falsetto in order to match the pitch of the women around them. Twelve-year-old boys trying to sing like basses and ending up sounding like…twelve-year-old boys trying to sing like basses. And heaven forbid anyone worry about declining pitch at the same rate as their neighbors.

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    Completely compatible with the RECTO TONO and SLOW GLISSANDO series for those who spent the money on it (and their publisher's legal team), but much more forgiving for those who found the content (and the copyright restrictions) far too intimidating.

    TONE CLUSTER®…because EVERYONE can SING.™
    Thanked by 11Spriggo melofluent ronkrisman CharlesW Kathy Adam Wood Ben CHGiffen Gavin M. Jackson Osborn Salieri
  • melofluentmelofluent
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    We invite you to turn to hymn number 666 in the TONE CLUSTER HYMNAL® and sing "Atmospheres" by Georgy Ligeti, arr. by A. Esguerra.

    (Wouldn't it be great if some folks from NPM are taking all this in seriously?)
    O wait, Fr. Ron already did that. Nevermind! ;-)
    Thanked by 1Gavin
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA.
    Thanked by 1Ben
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    I want mrcopper to collaborate on this project, so that we can be sure that all the dissonances are properly tuned.
    Thanked by 2Ben Gavin
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