President/ CEO of NPM
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    As serious as my impending bankruptcy from defending his never-ending litigation.
  • CharlesW
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    What an ambulance chaser. Should have been an attorney.
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  • AP23AP23
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    What? Is that also a joke?
  • AP23AP23
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    Wow, just as I posted my comment, CharlesW popped up right before it.
  • CharlesW
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    The ambulance chaser is a joke. The Google search is not.
  • matthewjmatthewj
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    Thread about me becoming new President of NPM makes it to page two...

    Message board hits new low.
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  • CharlesW
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    You know, Matthew, NPM could do much worse in seeking a president.
  • Kathy
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    I absolutely agree. NPM could do much, much, much, much worse.
  • SalieriSalieri
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    NPM could do much, much, much, much worse.

    Adam Wood?
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  • Kathy
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    No, Adam would be fine, just not as much, much, much, much perfect for the job as matthewj.

    At a certain point these smoke-filled-room candidate-proposals are just a matter of instinct. Einee, meanie, miney, MATTHEW!
  • matthewjmatthewj
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    In all seriousness...
    There's one guy from our midst that is a much more serious candidate.

    Joe Balistreri.

    He's the perfect mix of contemporary outlook, passion about chant and serious choral music, is easy to get along with and friendly, and is one hell of a musician...

    Plus he's got guts. This takes guts:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYgAcRn_NFM
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  • BenBen
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    Oh. My. Gosh.
  • Kathy
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    Guts? Is that... what...hmmm.................
  • matthewjmatthewj
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    Also, it's obvious the above video is being done outside of Mass and purely for fun. If you listen to the organ part, it's being performed quite well. But it does drive him insane when I post this video in various places.
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  • MaryAnn Carr WilsonMaryAnn Carr Wilson
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    Yes, Joe will be elected chief of NPM...
    I'd like to take this moment and prep a snazzy headline for NcR

    Kyrie Crooner Commands Crew of Cronies!
    Flaming fish puppets to visually accompany VP Matthew Meloche's one-note Te Deum at inauguration ceremony
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  • Kathy
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    But it does drive him insane when I post this video in various places.

    It doesn't show his best side, that's why.
  • MaryAnn Carr WilsonMaryAnn Carr Wilson
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    Misstep- I shoulda run that headline by NcR's editor, Ms. Pluth.
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    NPM could do much, much, much, much worse.


    Adam Wood?


    This insult...
    it means so much to me....
    ::sniff::
    thank you...
  • CharlesW
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    Hah! LOL.
  • Kathy
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    Which NcR? I don't want to cry, too!
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    It's apparently a very vivid joke ... except for people posting here to bulk up their post counts.
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  • francis
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    Chuck... does it also come in a reed?
  • David AndrewDavid Andrew
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    May I just say here for one moment that I am sick and tired of being told that ordinary decent people in MS are fed up in the world with being sick and tired.

    Otherwise, Matthewj for president of NPM.
  • David AndrewDavid Andrew
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    And indeed, Joe B has got guts!
  • francis
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    my version of the recto tono portative. (yea, yea, I know... not a very good photoshop job.) btw... you have to crank the teeny little bellows very very fast to get this to work!
    rectoTonoPortative.jpg
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  • ghmus7
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    Abstract: Paper for Liturgical Abberations Today
    The Theological and Liturgical-Praxis Ethnology
    Of Recto Tono Practice in the Inculturalisation
    of The Roman Ritual: The Divinisation of Monomusicamania.
  • AOZ
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    the number one reason Matthew should be president and CEO of NPM? The convention would be in Vegas EVERY year.
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  • matthewjmatthewj
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    I do love Las Vegas.
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