Hymnody, Ancient or Awful?
  • dad29
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    Sorry about the pun in the title. Lyrics from https://twitter.com/OCPmusickness/status/1021929138549141504



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  • CharlesW
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    Maybe both? The tune is familiar, but have never seen those words before.
  • bhcordovabhcordova
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    It's a joke, Charles!
  • CharlesW
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    May be, but I have seen the big 3 publish things that were just as bad.
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  • M. Jackson Osborn
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    Doggerel set to an impeccably fine tune.
    Perhaps it is a classroom rime
    for unfortunate children who are thought to be idiots who are taught by idiots?
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  • a_f_hawkins
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    From their website:
    Ostensibly Catholic Press. We are most assuredly not affiliated with Oregon Catholic Press. This is a parody account, obvs.
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  • dad29
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    things that were just as bad.


    Or worse!
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  • GambaGamba
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    Well, it’s a very coarse paraphrased summation of BXVI’s book by that name.
  • Kathy
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    Yes, I think that's the plan. Good ideas, put into a goofy verse.
  • Liam
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    Add a sharp to the key signature but don't change anything else. Perform in canon.
  • Chris Garton-Zavesky
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    Liam,

    Which sharp?
  • Liam
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    C-sharp.
  • M. Jackson Osborn
    Posts: 8,415
    Perhaps you jest?
    It's needless of a sharp the way it is.
    The tune is, in case you didn't notice, the venerable Tallis' Canon.
  • Chris Garton-Zavesky
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    Jackson,

    I think Liam's kidding.
  • Liam
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    Yes, I was. I thought it was obvious enough that purple would gild the lily, as it were.
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  • Carol
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    I don't know how to turn my typing purple so when I am ironic or sarcastic you will have to guess.
  • Liam
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    See #12 here (just use purple instead of blue):

    https://forum.musicasacra.com/forum/discussion/7299/html-shortcuts-for-beginners/p1
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  • eft94530eft94530
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    It is too much work or too hard so I ..
    purple=ON

    This approach has many uses ..
    sarcasm=ON

    Of course you can adapt organist registration shorthand
    +purple -purple +sarcasm -sarcasm

    or develop your own style.
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  • francis
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    simple coding... not necessary to use purple color on text... use this instead... send same message loud and clear without getting into learning or employing html

    [purple] hahahahahahahha [/purple]

    following also very handy and not in html 5.0

    [soapbox] this is my opinion [/soapbox]

    [vaticanIIdirective] avoid when definitely veers from magisterium (i.e. explicit Catholic dogma) [/vaticanIIdirective]

    [magisteriumApproved] present pope is not be-all-end-all-of-redefining-church-doctrine [/magisteriumApproved]

    If you need sources for these tags, let me know.
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  • francis
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    btw... I am up to 7,808 posts! (a humble bow to the moderators of the CMAA forum for allowing me to speak my mind since 2005 when I joined... [which always intends to be the unchanging mind of the OHCA]) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Marks_of_the_Church
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  • Carol
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    Thank you but this is more trouble than it's worth.

    But the html hints are very well written!

    But I will have to look for how to turn it off now.

    I hope that did it. Wow, it worked!
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  • PolskaPiano
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    lol
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