Jimmy Fallon's Favorite Type of Mass
  • JulieCollJulieColl
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    GROSS: So you went to Catholic school when you were young.

    Mr. FALLON: Oh yeah.

    GROSS: Did you have...

    Mr. FALLON: I wanted to be a priest.

    GROSS: Did you really?

    Mr. FALLON: Yeah. I loved it.

    GROSS: Why?

    Mr. FALLON: I just, I loved the church. I loved the idea of it. I loved the smell of the incense. I loved the feeling you get when you left church. I loved like how this priest can make people feel this good. I just thought it was, I loved the whole idea of it. My grandfather was very religious, so I used to go to mass with him at like 6:45 in the morning serve mass and then you made money too if you did weddings and funerals. They'd give you, you'd get like five bucks. And so I go okay, I can make money too. I go this could be a good deal for me. I thought I had the calling.

    GROSS: Do you think part of that calling was really show business? 'Cause like the priest is the performer at church.

    Mr. FALLON: Yeah. You know what - I really Terry, I'm, I recently thought about this. Again, I've never been to therapy but I guess that would be, it's being on stage. It's my first experience on stage is as an altar boy. You're on stage next to the priest, I'm a co-star.

    (Soundbite of laughter)

    Mr. FALLON: I'm, I've got...

    GROSS: Also starring Jimmy Fallon.

    (Soundbite of laughter)

    Mr. FALLON: Yeah, I have no lines but I ring bells. I ring bells and I swing the incense around. But it was my - and you know, you are performing. You enter through a curtain, you exit through the, I mean you're backstage. I mean have you ever seen backstage behind an alter? It's kind of fascinating.

    GROSS: Right.

    Mr. FALLON: So I think it was, I think it was my first taste of show business and I think - or acting or something.

    GROSS: And there are comparisons, I think, between a theater and a church. There are just kind of places that are separated from outside reality.

    Mr. FALLON: Yeah. And I remember I had a hard time keeping a straight face at church as well.

    GROSS: Did you?

    Mr. FALLON: Which - yeah...

    GROSS: Did you do imitations of the priest?

    (Soundbite of laughter)

    Mr. FALLON: Oh, of course. Yeah. I used to do Father McFadden all the time. He's the fastest talking priest ever. He's be like...

    (Soundbite of mumbling)

    (Soundbite of laughter)

    Mr. FALLON: And then you leave and you go, that - what was that?

    (Soundbite of laughter)

    Mr. FALLON: That guy's the best. I mean that was church? Sign me up. I'll do church I'll do it 10 times a day if that's church. He was great.

    GROSS: Do you still go to church?

    Mr. FALLON: I don't go to - I tried to go back. When I was out in L.A. and I was like kind of struggling for a bit I went to church for a while, but it's kind of, it's gotten gigantic now for me. It's like too, there's a band. There's a band there now and you got to, you have to hold hands with people through the whole mass now, and I don't like doing that. You know, I mean it used to be the shaking hands piece was the only time you touched each other.

    GROSS: Mm-hmm.

    Mr. FALLON: Now I'm holding now I'm lifting people. Like Simba.

    (Soundbite of laughter)

    Mr. FALLON: I'm holding them (Singing) ha nah hey nah ho.

    (Speaking) I'm I'm doing too much. I don't want - there's Frisbees being thrown, there's beach balls going around, people waving lighters, and I go this is too much for me. I want the old way. I want to hang out with the, you know, with the nuns, you know, that was my favorite type of mass, and the Grotto and just like straight up, just mass-mass."

    More here: http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=136462013
  • Maybe he'll go across the river to Colbert's catechism classes?
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  • matthewjmatthewj
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    I think we should begin a letter-writing campaign to get Jimmy Fallon to appear at the 2014 Colloquium. It's not like he's busy doing other things.