What is the difference...
  • TCJ
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    What is the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    Most people are willing to pay for a large pizza.
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  • TCJ
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    Not the answer I have, but it works! Maybe everyone can fill in the blank.
  • GavinGavin
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    A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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  • JahazaJahaza
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    A pizza doesn't lose it's job if it gets a little saucy?
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  • Chris HebardChris Hebard
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    There's no such thing as bad pizza.

    No, wait . . .

    Flat pizza is not a problem. A flat musician . .

    No, wait . . .

    You cut up pizza, and you cut down a musician.

    Oops, 3 strikes, I'm out.
  • TCJ
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    Gavin got the answer that I was thinking of.
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  • M. Jackson Osborn
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    pizzas are baked... um
    musicians are fried... if not steamed

    pizzas melt
    Musicians explode

    Musicians sing about pizzas at Christmastide:
    O give us a figgy pizza, o give us a figgy pizza
    o give us a figgy pizza, or we'll st-ay right here
    And we won't go until we get some, we won't go...
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  • francis
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    both of them are are almost always cheezy
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Okay, this one is for all you wannabe conductors out there:

    What is the difference between a goat and an orchestra concert?
  • TCJ
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    The orchestra has more horns.
  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Not quite the answer I was looking for.
  • Andrew_Malton
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    The orchestra use A440 but a herd of goats have moveable does.
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  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Hahaha, Andrew. Very funny. Not the one I was thinking of, though.
  • Earl_GreyEarl_Grey
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    Why do the sopranos always sing the descant part?

    The altos descant sing that high.
  • Liam
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    I believe A 420 is going to be more popular in some states.
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  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    On a goat the horns are in front, but at an orchestra concert the horns are in the back.
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  • GavinGavin
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    And the part usually at the back of the goat is in the front of an orchestra.
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  • BenBen
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    There was an FSSP parish where the ushers failed to show up one Sunday morning. The pastor grabs a man named Dominic and says, I need you to take up the collection. Can you do that? Man says, Sure, just tell me when to do it. So the mass begins and as soon as the pastor finishes the collect he sees Dominic taking the collection. Dominic goes on to take more collections all through the mass, to the pastor's increasing bafflement. After the mass, the pastor asks Dominic what he thought he was doing. Dominic replies, I did exactly as you said. I took the collection every time you said, "Dominic, go frisk 'em".
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  • CHGiffenCHGiffen
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    Gavin ... exactly!!
  • CharlesW
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    Ben, I stifle a giggle every time our pastor says we "are going to lift the offering." It sounds like there is going to be either a holdup, or some major thievery. ;-)
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