Fine New Hymn book - must see
  • Mr. Z
    Posts: 159
    From the New Occupational Hymn Book:

    Dentist's Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns
    Weatherman's Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
    Contractor's Hymn: The Church's One Foundation
    Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
    Golfer's Hymn: There's a Green Hill Far Away
    Politician's Hymn: Standing on the Promises
    Optometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See
    IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All
    Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On
    Electrician's Hymn: Send The Light
    Shopper's Hymn: Sweet By and By
    Realtor's Hymn: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
    Doctor's Hymn: The Great Physician
  • Donnaswan
    Posts: 585
    these are hysterical. Going to pass them out at next choir rehearsal
  • miacoyne
    Posts: 1,805
    Very funny. I'm too printing it out for my schola.
  • Donnaswan
    Posts: 585
    The scary thing is that I can remember and sing from my childhood almost every one of those hymns right now