When I was a choir director…
  • Adam WoodAdam Wood
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    … I always made the men wear veils.

    It’s a little unconventional, but at least then I had all my basses covered.
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  • Carol
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    Har-dee- har- har!
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  • ServiamScores
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    Har-dee-hair-har
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  • francis
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    Hairy Darey Ho Hum
  • ServiamScores
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    A friend of mine was directing a rehearsal working on chant, and he casually quipped,

    "Angels don't breathe when they chant, and neither should you."
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  • Liam
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    I would have replied: "Angels definitionally are incorporeal, so they have no lungs with which to breathe. You are welcome to find some to sing for you."
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  • ServiamScores
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    It was both intended and received in humor.
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  • francis
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    My greatest regret. I never had enough steady SATB choralists to have a “choir”. And as a composer whose most favorite idiom is composing sacred SATB music, that has been the most difficult obstacle of the creative soul.
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  • Diapason84
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    I don’t miss directing choirs. I got tired of folks not committing their time and coming to practice only when they felt like it, but expected to be treated with kid gloves and not be given the least bit of constructive criticism. This seems to be more common in NO parishes than TLM. Either you’re in the group, or you’re not. I haven’t been a choir director in over ten years and don’t miss it the adult babysitting a bit.
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  • ServiamScores
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    You are welcome to find some [angels] to sing for you.

    Oddly enough, we invite the heavenly choirs to sing with us when we pray as a choir. I suspect they sound better than we do.
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  • francis
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    Wish they would sing louder and help the humans blend better…
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  • JonathanLCJonathanLC
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    "Angels don't breathe when they chant, and neither should you."


    Staggered breathing works a treat... just please don't stagger-breathe at the same time.

    I never had enough steady SATB choralists to have a “choir”.


    I have always wondered what a set of trombones would sound like on the lower parts as a substitution. Something like the serpents in the old days. Anyone tried this or something similar before?
  • GerardH
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    I have always wondered what a set of trombones would sound like on the lower parts as a substitution. Something like the serpents in the old days. Anyone tried this or something similar before?

    I've used sackbuts to double or replace vocal parts in concert before. Organ would also be a legitimate option.
  • ServiamScores
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    Re: Gerard’s observation—
    Apparently it used to be common practice in convents (particularly female convents) to sing SATB motets with the organ covering whichever parts were out of range for the women. This has always intrigued me since I learned of the practice at a conference two years ago. Now that my choir is utterly imploding (lost three to college, another two to age, had someone move away, etc.) I’m thinking we are going to have to experiment with this out of genuine necessity.
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  • dad29
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    what a set of trombones would sound like on the lower parts as a substitution


    Roger Wagner used a cello or bass fiddle for the "B" part when necessary.
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  • dad29
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    I don't miss being in the cross-fire when Change of Pastor comes around, and certainly do not miss instructing priests on how choirs work AND on what is church music and what is dreck.
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  • kenstb
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    What I miss the most is men who sing. In my first choir, I had tenors and baritones. Nowadays, I pray for more men to actually come to mass, much less the choir. But thank goodness, the ladies are dedicated and there are no issues regarding egos or anything else. God is good.
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  • tomjaw
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    @kenstb
    We are short of women... they have a habit of getting married and moving away.
  • jcr
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    The greatest problem for today's choirmaster is the complete loss of the willingness to prepare. I'm reminded of Bear Bryants' comment that the desire to win was nothing; everyone wans to win. The willingness to prepare to win is what counts.
    I don't miss the lackadaisical mentality of most choristers. Following one aspiring chorister's declaration that she might not want to sing with a particular choir because she wasn't sure it was good enough for her, I suggested that if one wanted to bein a fine choir one had an obligation to be the kind of singer of which fine choirs are made. She never returned to choir activities there again.
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