stupid organist joke

John_F_Church

What’s a teenage girl’s favorite stop on the organ?

Haut bois

John_F_Church

She thinks it’s swell…

Chris Garton-Zavesky

Wow, John.

John_F_Church

I SAID IT WAS STUPID, YOU WERE WARNED

RMSawicki

41 years in church music...
30 years in the organ business...
NEVER heard THAT one!
That was so bad...it was great!!!!

Gaudete in Domino Semper!

StimsonInRehab

Some posts restore my faith in humanity. This is one of them.

Nathan_the_Organist

Wouldn't it be Great if he asked her out?

John_F_Church

@Nathan_the_Organist yes, I’m Positiv it would.

CHGiffen

He's actually hiding behind those Swell shades.

Chris Garton-Zavesky

Ciphers, all of you!

CHGiffen

It was a signal for us to Bombarde the thread.

M. Jackson Osborn

Chuck's Bombardment may be the answer,
but still, it should be carried out in a regal manner.

Carol

I cannot make a clever joke, I am only in the CHOIR.

CHGiffen

"Cast thy Bourdon upon the Lord"

francis

If you all don’t STOP this is going to RESULTANT in MUTATIONS

PhilipPowell

If you all don’t STOP this is going to RESULTANT in MUTATIONS

Many unnecessary TIERCE may be shed (although there's likely more to be shed from the awfulness of this joke).

Chris Garton-Zavesky

Philip,

There will be those who QUINT understand your joke!

francis

I cannot CONSOLE you.

Chris Garton-Zavesky

How does one put a stop to this?

PhilipPowell

You can't stop it but you can choose to not REED it.

ServiamScores

Cast thy Bourdon upon the Lord

this is one of the more original ones I’ve read in a lonnnnnng time.

CHGiffen

Some guy looked at the console, noticed one stop and asked, "What's a Tuba 4?"
He got the reply, "It's made of wood and used in construction."

CHGiffen

"The Church's one FOUNDATION - an 8 foot Prinzipal,
It leads the congregation to sing with one voice, all."

John_F_Church

If this keeps up, the admins might have to delete all these organ puns...

... MANUAL-ly

CharlesW

Keep this up and the government will put out a tracker on you.

francis

This is just GREAT!
You think this is just SWELL.
I am POSITIVE you’re going to regret this...
It is very imPORTATIVE that you hear me out.
You must not cause this DIVISION any longer.
Your just PEDALling lies!
I SCHANTZ not let this continue.
(I’m grinding my MOELLERs in my sleep!)
ANDOVER the KEYS!
You must be oBEDIENT to me!
This entire thread is on the FRITTS.

I’m sending out a PASI to round y’all up...
They will be on your TAYLOR before you NOACK.
First they will FISK you and then you’ll be SKINNERed alive,
PILCHER!
Everything you own will be our BOODY
and you will be left for the BUZARDs.
Don’t mess with me...
or I will send ARMIN HAUSER ORGELBAU to deal with you.

Chris Garton-Zavesky

Not to throw any shade on you, you understand, Celeste, but you seem a tad wobbly, not entirely on pitch, as it were.

M. Jackson Osborn

Who makes the most awful pun schalmei scorn be heaped upon.

tandrews

If it clicks and sticks it must be a ~~Wicks~~ Reuter.

CHGiffen

On a simulacrum. the Festival Trumpet should be called Trompette en Charade.

SponsaChristi

Tell me you don’t know French without telling me. Hautbois is pronounced “oat-bwa”.

francis

ok... yea we know french...

murki buckup mademwossil!

CHGiffen

A tobacco chewing organist was standing by my a lake and telling me about the organ he plays. So I wasn't surprised when he asked me if I wanted to see his Spitz Flöte.

cmbearer

I must say, you all have certainly pulled out all the stops with this thread.

francis

I’m Swell at Pedaling Great Choir Shoes

CHGiffen

Sloppy eaters in the Choir could make use of the (musical) silent butler: a Krumhorn.

John_F_Church

Tell me you don’t know French without telling me. Hautbois is pronounced “oat-bwa”.

Even so, doesn't mean I won't continually be amused by the fact that it can spell out "hawt boyz."

I also always liked referring to Bach's "Wachet auf" as "Wash it off"

And as a high-functioning aspie, i feel a special connections for the Asperges me -- "Asperger's, me."

CharlesW

I also always liked referring to Bach's "Wachet auf" as "Wash it off"

I tended to refer to it as "Wretched Oaf."

Asperges me

Asperges me not on the lone prairie
Where the coyotes howl and the wind blows free.
And when I die, don't asperges me
Under the western sky on the loan prairie.

I used to enjoy singing that for my TLM friends. Their shorts do get tied in knots easily. ;-)

tandrews

Wachet auf = wake it up, for me.

NihilNominis

What an awful RACKETT in here.

We need chonak to pull RANK and tell everyone to STOP, if not RETIRE altogether.

FUNDAMENTAL here is REGULATING ourselves so others do not become ill-TEMPERED when we rehearse the same old puns again and again. There are plenty of FISK in the C.

Taking a GENERAL PAUSE would be a C-MOLL price to pay.

DavidOLGC

You folks are pretty SCHARF to think up all these organ puns.

francis

CHIFFFFFFF... some of them have me BELLOWing

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